OTHER WRITING

Excerpt from my short (and tragically unfinished) play,

"Animals," c. 1988

"GUESS WHAT? I got a tampon in." Ink on paper, 1994,

also known as the saddest diary entry in recorded history.

Spoiler alert: I am not Gwyneth! (But seriously, sometimes people

ask me for writing advice. Find my questionable guidance here & here.)